Happy Birthday, Hilly!
Is that a gray hair?
(New Moon)
WHY SO SERIOUS?
(The Dark Knight)
Love,
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Monday, March 1, 2010
Movie vs. Original
Race-bending? Protesting? RELAX.
I get it, believe me, I do. I loved Nickelodeon's Avatar: The Last Airbender long before the movie was even talked about.
M. Night Shlamablablah may be a crack director according to some, but let's think about it:
If any other director picked this up, you'd have something to complain about!
So, let us all relax and wait until July 2nd, 2010 to complain.
Watch this if you are unconvinced:
As said in the video, it's JUST A MOVIE!!
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Sunday, February 28, 2010
Paparazzi Address
The Paparazzi Address
I was assigned a writing assignment in my English class. We were told to rewrite Lincoln's Gettysburg Address, using his literary devices, but a different topic. I picked Twilight and the paparazzi issues surrounding the franchise. I thought it would be a good blog post. Here ya go.
Five years ago our country’s stereotypical stay-at-home mom conjured up the dream that subjected a balance between love and fantasy, proving that all love is created equal.
Now we are submerged in a world suffocated by the worldwide phenomenon. Here we gather in the dawn of the third installment. We tune in to every Entertainment Tonight and TMZ episode, hoping to catch a confirmation of the rumored couples so that we can make ‘Robsten’ and ‘Jackshley’ household names, just like the revolutionary ‘Brangelina’.
But, in a larger sense, we cannot assume, we cannot presume, we cannot fantasize – for they have a right to their own privacy. The dirty paparazzi have already quenched our thirst with photo-shopped pictures of the rumored couples. The world will continue to promote such distasteful conduct with the guilty pleasure of purchasing trashy tabloids. It is for us, the fans, to be dedicated to allow these people the chance to have a life unseen by the lens of a Kodak. It is our harmonized duty to stray away from feeding the flames of those paparazzi that – although uncontrollably fanciful – encourage the exploitation of promising young actors. We owe it to the actors, who have brought our favorite characters to life on the big screen – that their work has given us a new obsession – and that the newest Twilight installments will bring new records at the box office whether those rumored relationships are confirmed or denied.
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Sunday, February 21, 2010
Paper Pattinson
Presenting: Paper Pattinson.
(...this is amazing)
Seriously, even if you don't obsess Robert Pattinson, it is fun to make. I personally do not obsess over Pattinson like I do with Jackson and the 100 Monkeys, but I thought this was hilarious when it was posted online and couldn't pass up the opportunity.Pros: it's hilarious. Think about it: you are making a Rob Pattinson paper doll. I hope they come up with a 2.0 addition with clothes...
Think about this: Do you think Kellan made one of these? I think he would love to get these in the mail (always teasing Rob).
Cons: Unless you print this out on VERY large paper, it is a b!@# to print out at the right size. Mine it smaller, but it can enlarge 2x. (this sounds dirty, but look, Rob fans, you probably don't care).
Scissor work must be careful. I'm not saying that you can't handle scissors but one wrong move or too long of a cut and
you are so done. (I recommend using nail scissors with a pointy or more accurate blade. This way you can make the
slot wholes for the pieces to connect without it coming loose.
It took me and my friends to cut him out and put him together. I used tape to keep him together because it's not so easy.
PS. There aren't wholes for the sunglasses so you will need tape if you want those on.
To download your own "Paper Pattinson", click here.
So after I completed this one of a kind doll, I showed my mom and she gasped.
my mom: "Oh my god, doesn't he look like the Central Park serial killer?"
my dad: "Oh yeah, Robert Chambers... weird..."
Personally... I don't see it.
PS. WHO ELSE DOMINATES AT THE TWILIGHT SCENE-IT GAME LIKE ME?
No one wants to play with me anymore... :(
[I'm the truck on the win space! ... and my friend still at the start space.]
Friday, February 19, 2010
Oh, Hollywood!
It's a small world...
Despite the interviewers never getting to the point in recent interviews with Kristen Stewart, her co-star (Eddie Redmayne) in The Yellow Handkerchief has finally spoken in one of the interviews!
Kristen learned her first details about her then-upcoming co-star Robert Pattinson from Eddie, who turned out to be a R-Patz pal.
“Randomly, at the end of this, you were about to do ‘Twilight,’” Eddie said, turning to his “Handkerchief” co-star Kristen during Access’ interview. “I had known Rob since I was [younger]. So I was like, ‘Yeah! You’re working with my mate Rob!’ You’re like, ‘Really? What’s he like?’ I was like, ‘He’s a good boy.’”
Source: HisGoldenEyes
Simple explanation, darlings. Eddie starred in a low-budget horror flick, Like Minds (UK Title) or Murderous Intent (US Title), with a certain boy by the name of Tom Sturridge. Well, the two are old buddies!
see?
Now although I don't like Kristen Stewart (or Rob Pattinson for that matter), I do love Tom Sturridge and Eddie Redmayne was amazing in Murderous Intent. I do want to see this movie for him. He is a great actor. Not to mention the irresistible British accent. Am I wrong? Who doesn't like a guy with an accent? :)
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Tuesday, February 16, 2010
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